Why did the salamander go to Hollywood? To make newt movies! Did you hear the one about the New York Jets cocktail? Drink two of them and you forget what Joe Namath. Why did the veterinarian prescribe ...

Motherhood is like a fairy tale in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people. But part of the happily ever after of having kids is the ...